These are awesome
From http://www.palinfacts.com/
• Sarah Palin was kicked off Survivor for killing a man and eating his entrails.
• Sarah Palin isn't allowed to wield the gavel at the convention because they're afraid she'll use it to kill liberals.
• Sarah Palin's finishing move in the VP debate will be pulling Biden's still beating heart from his chest & taking a bite.
• Sarah Palin uses French Canadians as bait to catch giant king salmon.
• When Sarah Palin booked a flight to Europe, the French immediately surrendered.
• Sarah Palin begins every day with a moment of silence for the political enemies buried in her yard.
• Sarah Palin's enemies are automatically added to the Endangered Species List
• Sarah Palin as VP increases Depends sales among scatalogically frightened Democrats
• Fox is starting a new reality show… when Sarah Palin Attacks
• Sarah Palin is the reason compasses point North.
• Sarah Palin's son is going to Iraq after the Surge, because a Palin during the Surge would have been unfair.
• Sarah Palin is allowed first dibs on Alaskan wolfpack kills.
• Sarah Palin will send Biden a pre-debate cheat sheet. The sheet will have tips on defending against Kung Fu Death Grip.
• Sarah Palin knows the location of DB Cooper's body because she threw him from the plane.
This is a real woman
From http://www.palinfacts.com/
• Sarah Palin was kicked off Survivor for killing a man and eating his entrails.
• Sarah Palin isn't allowed to wield the gavel at the convention because they're afraid she'll use it to kill liberals.
• Sarah Palin's finishing move in the VP debate will be pulling Biden's still beating heart from his chest & taking a bite.
• Sarah Palin uses French Canadians as bait to catch giant king salmon.
• When Sarah Palin booked a flight to Europe, the French immediately surrendered.
• Sarah Palin begins every day with a moment of silence for the political enemies buried in her yard.
• Sarah Palin's enemies are automatically added to the Endangered Species List
• Sarah Palin as VP increases Depends sales among scatalogically frightened Democrats
• Fox is starting a new reality show… when Sarah Palin Attacks
• Sarah Palin is the reason compasses point North.
• Sarah Palin's son is going to Iraq after the Surge, because a Palin during the Surge would have been unfair.
• Sarah Palin is allowed first dibs on Alaskan wolfpack kills.
• Sarah Palin will send Biden a pre-debate cheat sheet. The sheet will have tips on defending against Kung Fu Death Grip.
• Sarah Palin knows the location of DB Cooper's body because she threw him from the plane.
This is a real woman
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